<![CDATA[Geekbauchery: Debauchery For Geeks - Blog]]>Fri, 24 May 2013 15:58:45 -0600Weebly<![CDATA[Cryonic FrostBit™ #Bitcoin Miner Unveiled to Consumers]]>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:11:38 GMThttp://www.geekbauchery.com/1/post/2013/05/cryonic-frostbit-bitcoin-miner-unveiled-to-consumers.htmlStartup company Cryoniks launches today the FrostBit™ 1000 Cryonic Bitmining Solution aimed at the Bitcoin digital-currency community in time for summer.
Following the massive wave of new technology aimed at the controversial online digital currency Bitcoin, Cryoniks, Inc. has just unveiled its new bit mining powerhouse - the FrostBit™ ‘cryonic’ computer system. Featuring the world’s first on-board liquid nitrogen generator available to consumers, the FrostBit™ 1000 houses the first generation of low-temperature superconducting ASIC processors designed to drastically reduce power consumption while increasing overall system speed and efficiency. A spokesman for the company has called the system “truly the next generation of personal computing” when referring to the companies ASIC+ Cryonic Architecture™. “We designed the FrostBit™ solution to redefine consumer standards when it comes to affordable yet resource-efficient personal computing,” states Mr. Chris Whiting, Lead Project Developer Cryoniks, Inc., after being asked what the initial inspiration was for the project.

Engineered almost exclusively for the Bitcoin mining community, the FrostBit™ 1000 is rated at 2800W max peak-power consumption ranking the system by far the most energy efficient solution of its nature available to consumers. When questioned about the advertised 1000GH/S rated speed and cryonic components, Mr. Whiting said teasingly, “It’s easy to make them faster – the key is making them practical.” Heavy emphasis on design is immediately apparent with the Sci-Fi inspired light-strips. “It’s not innovative to slap on a few more processors; we wanted to design everything from scratch – reinvent what was possible while always conscious of being green.” Company sources have also confirmed that the units will be entirely made and shipped from the U.S.A.

Now accepting pre-orders, with expected delivery this July, the FrostBit™ 1000 Cryonic Bitmining Solution is a must-have for the serious Bitcoin miner or Bitminer wanting bleeding-edge technology, minimal running expenses and a futuristic housing unit. Find out more by visiting the official site at https://cryoniks.com to pre-order your very own.
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<![CDATA[ForexMinute Brings #Bitcoin News Widget for Brokers and Traders]]>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:17:28 GMThttp://www.geekbauchery.com/1/post/2013/05/forexminute-brings-bitcoin-news-widget-for-brokers-and-traders.htmlForexMinute has brought in a Bitcoin News Widget for brokers and traders; this can be used by brokers to provide the latest information to traders and visitors. In the turmoil of Bitcoin trading, where every day is unpredictable and there are uncertainties aplenty, traders are hungry for the latest Bitcoin news and updates. Still a child in the global currency market, Bitcoin has made great inroads and has become subject of interest, and fear, among traders.
The Bitcoin news widget by ForexMinute is customizable and can be used by Forex brokers to provide their trading partners the latest news about this global digital currency. Moreover, as the Bitcoin News feeds are customizable these can be tweaked as per the specific requirement. The widget can be used for providing the latest happenings in the Bitcoin market, including the current Bitcoin exchange rates, charts, fundamental trends, etc.

Although Bitcoin trading is profitable, recently several developments in the global finance market have generated fear among traders e.g. recent seizure of fund of Mt. Gox by Homeland Security. Jonathan Millet of ForexMinute reported, “US Homeland Security announced to seize funds of Mt. Gox account, the world’s leading Bitcoin exchange, the value of Bitcoin dropped more than 10 percent overnight.”

It is because of all these events, traders wish to get updates and read Bitcoin news, and with the Bitcoins news widget, brokers can provide the excellent feature for their trading partners.
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<![CDATA[[Poll] Ass, Boobs, Or Brains?]]>Sun, 19 May 2013 19:43:47 GMThttp://www.geekbauchery.com/1/post/2013/05/poll-ass-boobs-or-brains.html
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<![CDATA[Ninja Wrath Brings True Arcade Controls & Fast-Paced Action Gameplay To iOS Devices]]>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:22:06 GMThttp://www.geekbauchery.com/1/post/2013/05/ninja-wrath-brings-true-arcade-controls-fast-paced-action-gameplay-to-ios-devices.htmlIndependent game developer XLUSH has just announced that its newest title Ninja Wrath is now available for iPhone, iPad and iPod touch, bringing swift arcade action and the thrill of classic beat-em-ups to mobile players everywhere.
Featuring a unique mix of brawler action and stat-leveling gameplay, Ninja Wrath invites players to become a deadly yet agile ninja warrior. Responsive controls inspired by nostalgic console-game favorites have been tuned for a smooth and intuitive touchscreen combat experience like never before, and allowing players to unleash lightning-fast attacks and string up powerful combos.

Seamless animation and hi-res hand-drawn visuals capture each strike with eye-popping clarity and flair. Waves of mystical foes and fearsome beasts will be asking for trouble across 60 epic stages, including Boss fights, Survival and Time Attack Modes. Players can hack and slash harder, dash and smash faster as they earn experience points, collect items, unlock new attack skills, combos, and weapon upgrades. Magic spells can also be used to crush, poison, burn and snap-freeze enemies in the blink of an eye.
Ninja Wrath Features: 
  • True arcade-style controls inspired by console brawlers & classic beat-em-ups
  • Intuitive combo skill system and fast-paced action combat with cartoon flair and a dash of gore
  • Hours of top-tier gameplay across 60 levels including Boss fights, Time Attack, Survival Mode
  • Weapon, item, combo, magic, skill stat upgrades and unlocks
  • Fluid hand-drawn illustrated graphics, seamless framerates, optimized for iPhone 5
  • Over 30 Game Center achievements
Packed with hours of non-stop action, top-tier combat gameplay and intuitive console-inspired controls, Ninja Wrath is now available for $0.99 USD and equivalent from the App Store on iPhone, iPad and iPod touch.

Get Ninja Wrath in Apple’s App Store: https://itunes.apple.com/app/ninja-wrath/id635492232
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<![CDATA[Let's All Get Naked With Aiko Mai]]>Sat, 18 May 2013 14:42:46 GMThttp://www.geekbauchery.com/1/post/2013/05/lets-all-get-naked-with-aiko-mai.html
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<![CDATA[Dilbert and Corona Labs Partner on a Mobile Game Competition]]>Thu, 16 May 2013 22:26:50 GMThttp://www.geekbauchery.com/1/post/2013/05/dilbert-and-corona-labs-partner-on-a-mobile-game-competition.htmlThe creator of the legendary Dilbert comic strip, Scott Adams, has teamed up with Corona Labs on acompetition for mobile game developers and enthusiasts. Adams is calling on professional and aspiring developers to create a winning game with Corona SDK, using Dilbert artwork. The contest runs from May 14 through July 12, 2013, with winners to be announced on July 19, 2013.
The Dilbert comic strip is known for its humor around the vices, follies and day-to-day shortcomings of the white-collar office work environment. As one of the most successful syndicated comic strips in history, Dilbert is published daily in more than 2,000 newspapers in over 70 countries. The comic can also be read daily at Dilbert.com.

To qualify for the competition, entries must be built with Corona Labs’ Corona SDK or Corona Enterprise. The game must take place in the Dilbert universe and include content of an ESRB “E 10+” or MPAA “PG” rating. Corona Labs’ panel of judges will rank each submission and present the top entries to Scott Adams. For the grand prize, one lucky participant will have an opportunity to publish the winning Dilbert game to major app stores. Additional prizes include yearlong subscriptions to Corona SDK Pro (valued at $599), iTunes gift cards and more.

“This is a fantastic opportunity for both professional and budding developers to work with an internationally recognized brand,” says David Rangel, COO of Corona Labs. “Building with Corona SDK Starter, which is completely free, Corona SDK Pro or Corona Enterprise, participants can create a truly impressive mobile experience in a short amount of time. We wish everyone the best of luck and we’re looking forward to seeing some amazing games.”

As a developer-friendly solution for cross-platform mobile development, Corona SDK powers over 27,000 apps and games for iOS, Android, Kindle Fire and NOOK. The platform is used by more than 250,000 developers around the world, including professionals, indies, major game studios and global agencies.

For more information and a complete list of rules and guidelines, please visit: http://www.coronalabs.com/dilbert.
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