Every once in a while we get a brilliant idea about something that will either get us thrown in jail or make for a great blog post. This time around we decided to post an ad to the local Lawrence, Kansas craigslist looking for some action! What's so brilliant about this, you ask? Well we pretended to be a double amputee chick that needed some cock! Here's what we wrote:
Hi boys! I'm a special needs kinda gal (double amputee) looking for some fun here in Larryville. Because of my situation, I need a small cock, so you boys with monster cocks please move on. I'm a 36D and really good with my hands, since I use them to get around a lot with my wheelchair! Send a face pic and cock pic and tell me what your fave restaurant in Lawrence is so I know you're real! Mine is Mad Greek! I'll send you a few pics in return if I like what i see!
Sandy
Hi boys! I'm a special needs kinda gal (double amputee) looking for some fun here in Larryville. Because of my situation, I need a small cock, so you boys with monster cocks please move on. I'm a 36D and really good with my hands, since I use them to get around a lot with my wheelchair! Send a face pic and cock pic and tell me what your fave restaurant in Lawrence is so I know you're real! Mine is Mad Greek! I'll send you a few pics in return if I like what i see!
Sandy
Within 5 minutes of posting this we started receiving a ton of emails with cock pics! After 10 minutes we had exactly 20 emails and decided to call the experiment a success. Here are some of the responses we received:
Hello! How are you doing? I read your post on craigslist and am very interested. I am hoping you haven't found someone yet. I imagine you've received many responses...but if you are still looking I hope you'll consider me. Let's see..I like Papa Keno's on Mass street..and Freddy's right off Iowa and 23rd. I've actually never eaten at the Mad Greek. Here are the basics about me: 43, 5'7", 183# black hair and brown eyes, d&d free. I live just east of Lawrence and work for a local company as an analyst. Sexually I am not the wham bam type...I prefer to make things last! I would respect any limits you might have. I enjoy most things but not pain or stuff like that. I am not pushy or a jerk..just a guy who loves life and loves sex. I do want you to know that if you pick me I'll take my time and proceed with care and respect and will always respect your wishes and protect your privacy. I am attaching a basic picture for your consideration. Take care and thanks.
hi, Sandy, im ******...am a 45 y/o single black professional male living in Kansas City...
i saw your ad on CL a few minutes ago and was frankly...intrigued...
since im answering away from my home computer, i have a face pic, but not an organ pic available...if this is a deal-killer, i understand, but i wanted to answer your ad before you got swamped or deleted...
just for your infomation, im just under 7 inches long...and somewhat thick...not huge, but not small either...
i went to school in Lawrence back in the 80's, so the restaurant scene has changed a bit, but one of my favorites was and is the Free State Brewery...
again, im answering your ad to establish contact and see if we can "connect" initially...i can be reached here on email, on Yahoo (*************) or by cellphone ***************
hope to hear from you soon...take care…******
i saw your ad on CL a few minutes ago and was frankly...intrigued...
since im answering away from my home computer, i have a face pic, but not an organ pic available...if this is a deal-killer, i understand, but i wanted to answer your ad before you got swamped or deleted...
just for your infomation, im just under 7 inches long...and somewhat thick...not huge, but not small either...
i went to school in Lawrence back in the 80's, so the restaurant scene has changed a bit, but one of my favorites was and is the Free State Brewery...
again, im answering your ad to establish contact and see if we can "connect" initially...i can be reached here on email, on Yahoo (*************) or by cellphone ***************
hope to hear from you soon...take care…******
Hey girl, your post grabbed my eye, and I am interested.
I'm in town for work for a few days and looking for some FUN ass for a bit while I'm here.
I'm 5'10" 185lbs brown hair/eyes 7" cock... not TOO big (I guess, but could work for ya)
I'm going to attach my pic, hopefully you like.
Let me know what you think, and hopefully I can fullfill your special needs ;)
I'm in town for work for a few days and looking for some FUN ass for a bit while I'm here.
I'm 5'10" 185lbs brown hair/eyes 7" cock... not TOO big (I guess, but could work for ya)
I'm going to attach my pic, hopefully you like.
Let me know what you think, and hopefully I can fullfill your special needs ;)
26 5'9 hwp ddf you won't be disappointed. I live in olathe but can come to you. I really like cheesecake factory. I'm 5 inches
We'll spare you the tiny cock pics, but it's hilarious how much of a difference there is when you post as a woman seeking a man vs. posting as a man seeking a woman! And oh, for the record, the most popular restaurant in Lawrence based on the emails we received is Freestate!
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