This is the final installment (actually, it's probably not) in the HP TouchPad saga I've been posting here on the Geekbauchery blog. The story of stupidity and total lack of customer service you're about to read is true. Best Buy, I wish you the same fate as the HP TouchPad!

After checking the store hours online, I showed up before their posted 11am opening time to find the store already open.  Turns out that the store opened early, this weekend only, for Back to School.  When I found out that Best Buy was out of TouchPads, I asked for a manager.  
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I told him the events that happened yesterday: after having been given a TouchPad, filled out the paperwork, and waited in line to check out – they were taken away from us. 

All he said he could do is apologize and then directed me to a girl that handles the phone line to call other stores to see if they had any left in stock.  She called about 3 stores and then gave up (one of which she never got a hold of because they too wouldn’t answer their phone calls).  When the manager came back to explain that they were out of them completely and that they had 5 left this morning but people were waiting for them at 7am and they bought them all and that I should have come in then to get one.   I told him that I probably would have been waiting this morning  (like I was YESTERDAY) if someone had actually picked up the phone last night and answered my questions.  Being on hold for 20 minutes is unacceptable.  He insisted that the situation was either completely corporate Best Buy’s fault or mine and that there was nothing he could do about it.

I FIRMLY told him that it is not corporate Best Buy’s fault that you gave customers products, had them fill out forms and then refuse to sell them while they were checking out.  That is your fault and as such is your responsibility to make right.  He then said “well you weren’t going to get them for the reduced price anyway.”  I told them I already knew this – and I knew this because they actually told us how to price match if we saved the receipt!  He also mentioned that I should be complaining to corporate Best Buy and not him.
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I then lit into him, I didn’t scream but I was insistent – that he should be taking some kind of responsibility for this situation and should find a way to correct it.  It is his job as a manager HE is representing his store and HE needs to advocate for me to corporate Best Buy not ME.  Yesterday it wasn’t corporate Best Buy that had taken TouchPads away from customers after promising to sell them.  Once he had given customers the product, fill out forms, and wait in line he should never have taken the product back – that he should have contacted corporate Best Buy and have found some way to fix it.  He also could have taken the forms everyone had filled out and left TouchPads on hold or tried to contact them (they had our name, phone numbers and home addresses)

He should not be constantly blaming corporate Best Buy OR me for his inability to grow a backbone.  I told him I have been a rewards member all the way back to the days when you actually had to pay to be one and that I had never seen such terrible customer service before.  Anyway I am done – never really was that upset about missing out on a crappy product like the TouchPad but it is unbelievable what counts for “customer service” these days.  Never again Best Buy – never again.
 
 
Every once in a while we get a brilliant idea about something that will either get us thrown in jail or make for a great blog post. This time around we decided to post an ad to the local Lawrence, Kansas craigslist looking for some action! What's so brilliant about this, you ask? Well we pretended to be a double amputee chick that needed some cock! Here's what we wrote:

Hi boys! I'm a special needs kinda gal (double amputee) looking for some fun here in Larryville. Because of my situation, I need a small cock, so you boys with monster cocks please move on. I'm a 36D and really good with my hands, since I use them to get around a lot with my wheelchair! Send a face pic and cock pic and tell me what your fave restaurant in Lawrence is so I know you're real! Mine is Mad Greek! I'll send you a few pics in return if I like what i see!

Sandy 
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Within 5 minutes of posting this we started receiving a ton of emails with cock pics! After 10 minutes we had exactly 20 emails and decided to call the experiment a success. Here are some of the responses we received:

Hello! How are you doing?  I read your post on craigslist and am very interested.  I am hoping you haven't found someone yet. I imagine you've received many responses...but if you are still looking I hope you'll consider me.  Let's see..I like Papa Keno's on Mass street..and Freddy's right off Iowa and 23rd.  I've actually never eaten at the Mad Greek.  Here are the basics about me: 43, 5'7", 183# black hair and brown eyes, d&d free.  I live just east of Lawrence and work for a local company as an analyst.   Sexually I am not the wham bam type...I prefer to make things last!  I would  respect any limits you might have. I enjoy most things but not pain or stuff like that. I am not pushy or a jerk..just a guy who loves life and loves sex.  I do want you to know that if you pick me I'll take my time and proceed with care and respect and will always respect your wishes and protect your privacy. I am attaching a basic picture for your consideration.  Take care and thanks.  

hi, Sandy, im ******...am a 45 y/o single black professional male living in Kansas City...

i saw your ad on CL a few minutes ago and was frankly...intrigued...

since im answering away from my home computer, i have a face pic, but not an organ pic available...if this is a deal-killer, i understand, but i wanted to answer your ad before you got swamped or deleted...

just for your infomation, im just under 7 inches long...and somewhat thick...not huge, but not small either...

i went to school in Lawrence back in the 80's, so the restaurant scene has changed a bit, but one of my favorites was and is the Free State Brewery...

again, im answering your ad to establish contact and see if we can "connect" initially...i can be reached here on email, on Yahoo (*************) or by cellphone ***************

hope to hear from you soon...take care…******

Hey girl, your post grabbed my eye, and I am interested. 
I'm in town for work for a few days and looking for some FUN ass for a bit while I'm here.
I'm 5'10" 185lbs brown hair/eyes 7" cock... not TOO big (I guess, but could work for ya)
I'm going to attach my pic, hopefully you like.
Let me know what you think, and hopefully I can fullfill your special needs ;)

26 5'9 hwp ddf you won't be disappointed. I live in olathe but can come to you. I really like cheesecake factory. I'm 5 inches

We'll spare you the tiny cock pics, but it's hilarious how much of a difference there is when you post as a woman seeking a man vs. posting as a man seeking a woman! And oh, for the record, the most popular restaurant in Lawrence based on the emails we received is Freestate!
 
 
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Mrs. Geekbauchery and I stopped by this fun, geek friendly dance party held by Astrokitty Comics & More at the Granada in beautiful Lawrence, Kansas. 

Our first stop was the classic video game setup. There were a few classic video games available to play, but the wife and I decided to play Mario Kart because racing games are our favorite. After putting her in her place by placing 2nd (she placed 8th), we moved on to the bar where the lovely bartender was kind enough to serve us up some of the best rum and Cokes we've ever had!

We meandered around for a bit at the Granada, taking in all the sights of the event, and then we stopped by the artists' tables where local artists were drawing up some of our favorite comic book and video game characters. A donation would get you an original work of art and the proceeds went to the Lawrence Humane Society, which is pretty badass!

Since my kid loves the character Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog, we asked that one of the artists draw him. Low and behold, the artist was none other than Joel from Astrokitty! I've tweeted with him a few times, and it was great to finally meet him in person. There was chitchat about geek babes, comic books, and Twitter, which always makes for an interesting night! Joel whipped up an awesome drawing of Tails and then, unfortunately, the wife and I had to go run some errands before heading home for the night.

Here are some of the highlights, in photos, from our excursion to The LEVEL GRIND! Thanks for putting on such a kick-ass event, guys! We hope to do it again next year! And oh, by the way, no one ever came up to me and said, "Show me your boner!" so I could give them the $1 bill with the word BONER written on it! Maybe next time!