We're always receiving alerts about new apps here at Geekbauchery HQ and one in particular caught our attention today. The app is the AXE Auto Romeo app for iPhone and Android devices. The concept is simple, it's the app for the douche on the go! The player that has to keep track of way too many ladies and needs a little bit of reminding from his smartphone to send out a quick flirt to all of them via txt.
Being the douchey player that I am, I immediately loaded up the app and put in some information about Mrs. Geekbauchery. I then proceeded to put in information about a girl I've had discreet encounters with before, Dori! Here are some of the highlights from the app.
As you can see, the flirtatious txt messages created by the app are quite classy and appropriate for any woman you met at a bar and had a one night stand with. I especially love the part about offering Dori a free mammogram because she's got H cup tits! Score! Thanks AXE. You guys rock!