A is for asshole, of which you'll find many.
B is for Blogger, where I blog aplenty.
C is for cats, which get lots of lols.
D is for doodles, which Google upholds.
E is for Evernote, my favorite for note taking.
F is for Facebook, where everyone's faking.
G is for Google, the king of search.
H is for Hootsuite, where you can tweet where you perch.
I is for Internet, my favorite destination.
J is for JavaScript, for your website creation.
K is for Klingon, the language of geeks.
L is for location based services, where you check-in for weeks.
M is for MySpace, the site Facebook destroyed.
N is for Netscape, the browser of choice until IE deployed.
O is for Overstock.com, where they talk of Big O's.
P is for PayPal, where you can't pay for ho's.
Q is for Quora, the next big thing.
R is for rapture, predicted by a ding-a-ling.
S is for social media, with gurus galore.
T is for Twitter, where most tweets are a bore.
U is for uber, a most overused word.
V is for Verizon, whom Apple finally heard.
W is for Woz, who is one of two Steve's.
X is for XTML, which makes coding a breeze.
Y is for YouTube, for Internet fame.
Z is for Zynga, which made farming a game.

Originally posted by our Chief Executive Badass, Ray, in his Blog of Doooooooom!